- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Get in the car.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Society.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Mexicans are like waffles

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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