Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Test

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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It’s dead.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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