What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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