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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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It’s dead.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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