What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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