Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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banana

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A woman's opinion

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Fags are gay.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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