What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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yeah..

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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