your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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