What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Hello penis

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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