got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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