What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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