What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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