In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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