Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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