How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Racial Equality.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Hi

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Barack Obama.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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