What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Anti Joke

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