I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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