- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

knock knock whos there not me

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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