Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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lol

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Jews.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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