- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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