Yo momma is SO black.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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