Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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The 80's

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9/11

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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JFK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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