A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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