A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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who drinks pee? katness

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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