A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

thumb_up thumb_down -59

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +146

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +110

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

thumb_up thumb_down -164

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops