What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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