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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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