What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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