What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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