My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Flop dog

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ObamaCare

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