- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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