A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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