What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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