- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Mitch

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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