A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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