Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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