Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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