Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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God

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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