Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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