- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

I dont no the difference between their and there

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Yidi Huang lives here.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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