Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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