Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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God

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Mitch

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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