Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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