- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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