Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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