How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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a man died

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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The 80's

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

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