How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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9/11

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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