Women's rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

why did the man die? because he died.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

a man died

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

yeah..

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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