how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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