What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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