Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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hi

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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9/11

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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