What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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a man died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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