- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What's the square root of four? Two.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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