Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

9/11

Barack Obama.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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