A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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