When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A woman's opinion

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Test

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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