What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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