- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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