Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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