- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call a cow? A cow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Society.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

An Asian child flunks a test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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