What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Get in the car.

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Jews...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Paige

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Society.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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