Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Penis.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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