Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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