Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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