What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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