When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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black people. that is all...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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