Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Dont look at me.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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