Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Jews...

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The Olympics

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Yes.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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