What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Jews...

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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