What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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