Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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what sucks? things that suck

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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