Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

thumb_up thumb_down +1

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Simon says; "You're adopted."

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what sucks? things that suck

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops