Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Anti Joke

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