How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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