Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Hi

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Jews...

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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You copy and paster!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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