Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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The Olympics

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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