When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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i like cats

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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black people. that is all...

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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