Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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