How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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call of duty world at war

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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