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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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