- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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