- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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