Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

if you read this you are gay

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

Justin Bieber.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

Fat people.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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