A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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