Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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black people. that is all...

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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