Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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am i invited to party? no

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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