A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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