Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Fat people.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Ted Haggard.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Anti Joke

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