An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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