Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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