How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Womens rights

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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