What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Anti Joke

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