Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ted Haggard.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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