How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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am i invited to party? no

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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black people. that is all...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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